So, that exciting news is still coming, but not for a few days. Can you wait that long? Well you’re going to have to so that wasn’t a sincere question.
You may have already worked out that on the whole this chapter will be a lot more light hearted than the last one. the last one had a lot to do with resolving drama that had built up in the previous one, but that is resolved. so before I get to anything serious in this one there’s gonna be some funnies. Or at least I hope this is funny…
To come up with a fake band name I appealed on Twitter and got a MUCH more enthusiastic response than I anticipated. So I ended up not going for any of them and instead going for a band name generator idea Dan gave me.
He also suggested: Real life non metal bands in metal writing (which would be HILARIOUS but doesn’t do what I wanted to do i.e. avoid real life bands, and then he came up with some names just to be excessively helpful: Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Dagon, Nyarlahotep, The Shogoth, Yith, Wilbur Wheatley
Another Dan gave me ONYXBLADDER and BLOODCRUSHERZ
Gary gave me Hot Vomit
Mike gave me Molten Slag
Dave gave me Tools of a Broken System, citing that Miss D would probably like political metal.
Luke gave me Teutonic Steel, Deathtime Imperion, Ümläüt, Chainsaw Handshake, Poison Army, The Legion of the Damned, Last vacation in Hades
Stuart gave me WAR HAMMER (which I’d be very surprised if it *doesn’t* exist)
So yes, thanks all of you! I considered joining them all together but that’d make an even less intelligable t-shirt than the one she’s wearing.